The World World Census
The Highest Drug Use in the World
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
2. | The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Working for the Betterment of Mankind” | |
3. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
4. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
5. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
6. | The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
7. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
8. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
9. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Corporate Bordello | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
10. | The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum | Anarchy | “That's your own problem!” |