The Nudest in New York
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of AnthonyWeiner | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Mmmm... Meaty. Also call me Carlos Danger!” | |
| 2. |  The Pleased to Meet You of Devil | Corporate Police State | “As heads is tails, Just call me Lucifer...” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Flerovium | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Element Number 114” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Haverstraw | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We commute.” | |
| 5. |  The Interstellar Domain of Orion | Anarchy | “Why does 'GOD' need a starship?” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Nova-Lox | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Give me your tired” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of Nuyorica | Anarchy | “Let us unite, let us become brothers” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of New Shea | Left-wing Utopia | “Meet the Mets” | |
| 9. |  The Colony of Feynlandia | Left-Leaning College State | “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears & sweat.” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Obsessed Knitters | Left-Leaning College State | “Knit one Purl one” |
