The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in New York
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Penguin Rookery of Central Park Zoo | Iron Fist Socialists | “Cute and cuddily, boys.” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of United States | Civil Rights Lovefest | “One Nation. Indivisible.” | |
| 23. |  The Wonderful Life of Bedford Falls | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.” | |
| 24. |  The Falls of Niagara | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Maiden of the Mist” | |
| 25. |  The State of New York | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Empire State” | |
| 26. |  The Emirate of Elvis Costello | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “What's so funny about peace love and understanding?” | |
| 27. |  The BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTTERBUTTBUTT of BUTTBUTTERBUTT | New York Times Democracy | “A BIG BUTT BUTT BUTTER BUTT BUTT!” | |
| 28. |  The Kingdom of Norweden | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Try our Svinekoteletter and Norwedish meatballs” | |
| 29. |  The Dominion of New York City | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere!” | |
| 30. |  The Disputed Territories of ALF | Anarchy | “HAAA! I Kill me!” |
