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The Nudest in New World Union

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The People's Republic of Remichi	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Come waste your millions here”
2.	The Militant Technocracy of Fel Dramalis	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Silence After the Storm”
3.	The Danubian Union of Xotrayjan	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Di vises mi miserete aeterna”
4.	The Faithful Pilgrims of ThE Equinoxian OrdEr	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Imagine: A cut starfish arm in the Sun! Quite posh!”
5.	The Union of the Four Crowns of Unified Empiricus	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Sic Dicit Dominus”
6.	The Commonwealth of Tolristria	Left-Leaning College State	“Advance Australia” “Honour and prosperity”
7.	The Monastic Nightmare of Bostonian Commune	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Wisdom in unity”
8.	The Republic of Emumame	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Science and Unity”
9.	The Council of Cessarea	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Divided, but unbroken”
10.	The Temple Hill of Naggamont	Corporate Bordello	“Aoysderveylt Durkh Got”

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