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The Longest Average Lifespans in New England

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Learned Paradise of Feynland America	Left-wing Utopia	“They're selling postcards at the hanging...”
2.	The New York Ambassador of Gell-Queens	Democratic Socialists	“I have had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
3.	The Federation of Concord	Democratic Socialists	“Live Free or Die”
4.	The Commonwealth of Massachusetts	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Seek peace, but peace only under liberty”
5.	The Commonwealth of Maine	Anarchy	“As Maine goes so goes Vermont.”
6.	The Rogue Island of Rhode Inland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Because we're not really an island”