The Fattest Citizens in Nations of Christendom
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Oldania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Patience is the art of hoping.” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Integralism | Moralistic Democracy | “We are the Integralists” |
