The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Maltropian Puppet Confederacy is ranked 11,457th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Vestigial Realm of Espin||Compulsory Consumerist State||“By necessity, bent and broken”|
|2.||The Maltropian Pokemonian Realm of Maltro||Capitalist Paradise||“What? ANOTHER Puppet?”|
|3.||The Holy See of Pope Francis||Democratic Socialists||“Habemus Papam!”|
|4.||The Deliciously Circular Land of Pies||Capitalist Paradise||“Now don't you eat that pie!' 'Self control' 'Pie day!”|
|5.||The People's Republic of Everyone||Left-wing Utopia||“You wouldn't believe the TGs I get.”|
|6.||The Golden Wood of Laurelindorinan||Democratic Socialists||“Heart of Elvendom on Earth”|
|7.||The Totally not a Zombie Horde of Maltorpedoa||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I'm Maltropia, duh.”|
|8.||The Incorporated States of Incorporated States||Corporate Police State||“Incorporated States Inc.; estd. 2011”|
|9.||The Ever-correct Realm of Punkies||Corporate Police State||“xtreme fighter's”|
|10.||The Narnian land of Telmar||Capitalist Paradise||“Trans tele mare, hic Telmar est”|