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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Louisiana

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of Nolaerie	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers”
2.	The Archival Pack Rat of Nolaerie Storage Unit2	Left-Leaning College State	“The grant writer and archivist behind Nolaerie”
3.	The United States of Notre Dame de Paris	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“C'est un mot qu'on dirait inventé pour elle”
4.	The State of Chandeleur	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Primary Defences”
5.	The United States of The Louisiana Purchase	Democratic Socialists	“From Sea to Shining Sea”
6.	The Earthly Realm of Earl K Long	Father Knows Best State	“Thank goodness for John Bel”
7.	The Royaume of Nouvelle Orleans	Left-Leaning College State	“Ça goûte Cajun par chez nous!”
8.	The Louisiana True Detectives of I 12	Father Knows Best State	“Pensive mood: Union, justice, and confidence”
9.	The White Line Wall of I 10	Moralistic Democracy	“No sparkley motto here, dude”
10.	The Eerie Moonlit Swamps of Darkwater Bayou	Father Knows Best State	“Many folk go in the swamp, and never come out again…”