The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3,231. |  The Republic of Thaecian Air Support30 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto” | |
| 3,232. |  The Republic of Whererunow | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sorrynotsorry” | |
| 3,233. | The Confederacy of Swiss Skydog | Left-Leaning College State | “Liberty!” | |
| 3,234. | The Queendom of Shizuka Arakawa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ina Bauer” | |
| 3,235. | The Republic of Mitchells Plain | New York Times Democracy | “Rand ” | |
| 3,236. | The Republic of Raymond Zondo | New York Times Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3,237. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Dolagos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3,238. |  The Empire of Vexironia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory of Vexironia!” | |
| 3,239. | The Grand Duchy of Ligrecia | Corporate Bordello | “Si Diu č cu nuāutri, chi č contra a nuāutri?” | |
| 3,240. | The Failed Policies of Obama | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.” |
