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The Fattest Citizens in Kinshasa

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Bertram Bernard	Anarchy	“NationStatas”
2.	The State of Great Duck Dunes	Anarchy	“RIP”
3.	The State of Saint Eilene	Anarchy	“Always and Forever 1”
4.	The State of Kinshasa Quay	Corporate Bordello	“Greatness Begins”
5.	The Matriarch's District of Portelance	Mother Knows Best State	“For Country”
6.	The Queen's State of Bailey Guard	Mother Knows Best State	“High Commissioner”
7.	The District of Ville de Kinshasa	Conservative Democracy	“Justice – Paix – Travail”
8.	The State of Lil Ben	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Liberty to who?”