The Most Rebellious Youth in Kattar
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Velvet Remedy Junta of North German Confederation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I love Velvet Remedy... Don't you?” | |
| 2. |  The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sane, Sensible and Sound.” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Demon Imperandana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice” | |
| 4. |  The Unholy Parasite of Frisbacteria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?” |
