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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in India

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Small Indomitable Tribe of North Sentinel Island	Iron Fist Consumerists	“If it comes ashore, kill it, and bury it in the sand.”
2.	The Tirupati Laddu-Eaters of Vegetarian States	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Govinda Hari Govinda, Venkataramaṇa Govinda”
3.	The Dictatorship of Dharmic Aryavata	Corporate Police State	“धर्मो रक्षति रक्षितः”
4.	The Empire of Saamraaj	Corporate Bordello	“Do everything you have to do,with love, and compassion.”
5.	The Empire of Beggysthan	Anarchy	“തത്ത്വമസി 🕉️”
6.	The Dominion of ClimateChange	Anarchy	“Oops we done messed up..”
7.	The Republic of Jyotipura	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Guiding Light, United Spirit”
8.	The Republic of Indian Subcontinental Union	Corporate Police State	“सत्यमेव जयते”
9.	The Rogue Nation of GSN74	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Tiocfaidh ár lá”
10.	The Democratic Republic of Bloomland	Democratic Socialists	“Bloomland is the revolution”

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