The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Hippiedom
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The John Lennon Utopia of Strawberrry Fields | Left-wing Utopia | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Eternal Petrichor | Left-wing Utopia | “What’s that smell?” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Eternal-Love | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All you need is love.” | |
| 4. |  The Adventures of Born Again Hippie | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Born Again Hippie” | |
| 5. |  The Happy Sith Empire of Vader Knows Best 11 | Authoritarian Democracy | “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” | |
| 6. |  The Silver Hammer of Maxwell Edison | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer!” | |
| 7. |  The Coughing Smoke Cloud of The Hippy Dude | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ahhh snap, it's 4:20, where my bud at?” |
