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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Hawaii

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Empire of Lono-Makua	Corrupt Dictatorship	“With head hidden in the dark clouds above”
2.	The Kama'aina Kingdom of Sarigan	Anarchy	“He i`a kokoke ka ka lawai`a”
3.	The Holy Empire of Worship Pele	Anarchy	“No Kahiki mai ka wahine o Pele”