The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Haiku
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons | Father Knows Best State | “What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Thistledom | Corporate Police State | “Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.” | |
| 3. |  The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopia | Democratic Socialists | “LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat” | |
| 4. |  The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe | Mother Knows Best State | “In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.” | |
| 5. |  The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands | Iron Fist Socialists | “May She Be Worthy of the Name” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN64 | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN19 | Father Knows Best State | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Sands of Time | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 10. |  The Backward Republic of Ukiah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Three lines, no waiting!” |
