The Smartest Citizens in Groland
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Four Suyus of of Poopsancagizal | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ama suwa, ama llulla, ama qilla.” | |
| 3. |  The Monarchy of Khavvkhnsjnjiekh | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Our Ancestors determined our path - the Nature.” | |
| 4. |  The Anarcho-Socialist Republic of The Garbandan Isles | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Every rose has its thorns” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Taumin | Left-wing Utopia | “Liberdade para todos, ninguém acima de ninguém” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Deserres | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedom and Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Pumperania | Democratic Socialists | “Strength and Love is all I need.” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN28 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “no” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Loveville | Left-wing Utopia | “Love yourself, love one another” | |
| 10. |  The Freehold of Kilrah | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Fire in the Darkness” |
