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The Most Ignorant Citizens in Gholgoth

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The L'État Resplendissant of Garbania	Moralistic Democracy	“Au nom de Dieu, vous n'êtes pas coupables!”
2.	The Federation of Mount Shavano	Corporate Bordello	“Libertas primoris”
3.	The United Dominion of LOVE DOG	Iron Fist Consumerists	“lupus non timet canem latrantem”
4.	The Unified Authority of The Kraven Corporation	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Kraven Prevails. Unity Endures.”
5.	The Enrialist Imperium of The Naacal	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Life Transcends Infinity”
6.	The Protectorate of Lamehk	New York Times Democracy	“Strike Swift, Strike Unseen, Strike Terror”
7.	The Holy Empire of The Order of Takhisis	Mother Knows Best State	“Independence breeds chaos. Submit and be strong.”
8.	The Elven Kingdom of Tiami	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori”
9.	The Free Land of Pax Gothica	Authoritarian Democracy	“Semper Certans, Gholgoth.”
10.	The Alignment of Novacom	Democratic Socialists	“Onward we march in Destinies Service”

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