The Fattest Citizens in Former United States
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” | |
2. | The Galactic Paradise of Hassett | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
3. | The House of Representatives | New York Times Democracy | “E pluribus unum” | |
4. | The Peace and Quiet of The Silver Strand | Father Knows Best State | “Under the boardwalk” |