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The Fattest Citizens in Firefly

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of Vargr CorsairsCorporate Bordello“If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader”
2.The Goram Drunken Jayne Worship of The Mudders of CantonAnarchy“The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne”
3.The Whirling Golden Sands of This Ship Is A SandflyLibertarian Police State“Sand where there should be no sand”
4.The Frontier Justice of DeadwoodCorporate Bordello“U Bet”
5.The Sweet Dominion of KaywinnetLiberal Democratic Socialists“The Hell with this. I'm gonna live!”
6.The Shiny Matriarchy of Lady Kaylee FryeMother Knows Best State“Shiny”
7.The Colony of GoserenityCivil Rights Lovefest“I aim to misbehave.”
8.The Sultanate of Higgins MoonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”
9.The This Land of Pretty Floral BonnetInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.”
10.The Commonwealth of Hoban WashburnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Puppeteer”
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