The Most Secular in Edmonton
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Margiana | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 2. |  The State of WhoLocks | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Dawson Park | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Fort Edmonton | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Industry, Integrity, Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Oil Gateway | Moralistic Democracy | “Gateway” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Edmonton City | Capitalist Paradise | “From this beginning” | |
| 7. |  The State of South-West | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The People's Socialist Republic of Rabotev | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The State of Nathell | Free-Market Paradise | “Pride and Industry” |
