The Fattest Citizens in Dragon Lair
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Dragon Lair is ranked 25,359th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Onion loving people of Drogano | Father Knows Best State | “No government is good government” | |
2. | The Guild of Draconian Assassins | Iron Fist Consumerists | “FOR THE GUILD!” | |
3. | The Squawking Galahs of Jenerian | Democratic Socialists | “A House is Not a Home Without a Parrot” | |
4. | The Supreme Enchantment of Witchcliff | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Which witch is which?” | |
5. | The Long Lost Nation of Chrystalen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Beware, the Drop Bears bite!” | |
6. | The Wombling Wombats of Kalibara | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eeeek, the wombats are revolting!” | |
7. | The Soaring Dragonate of Skydragonia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We will strive to fly with the dragons” | |
8. | The Southern Skies of Arintaria | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Never turn your back on an Emu” | |
9. | The Crazy Birds of Ferinalia | Left-wing Utopia | “Just Smile and Wave Boys, Smile and Wave.” | |
10. | The Timeless Warriors of Kolothland | Father Knows Best State | “If a man has no honour, he has nothing” |