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The Fattest Citizens in Dragon Lair

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Dragon Lair is ranked 25,359th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Onion loving people of DroganoFather Knows Best State“No government is good government”
2.The Guild of Draconian AssassinsIron Fist Consumerists“FOR THE GUILD!”
3.The Squawking Galahs of JenerianDemocratic Socialists“A House is Not a Home Without a Parrot”
4.The Supreme Enchantment of WitchcliffIron Fist Consumerists“Which witch is which?”
5.The Long Lost Nation of ChrystalenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Beware, the Drop Bears bite!”
6.The Wombling Wombats of KalibaraInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eeeek, the wombats are revolting!”
7.The Soaring Dragonate of SkydragoniaLiberal Democratic Socialists“We will strive to fly with the dragons”
8.The Southern Skies of ArintariaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Never turn your back on an Emu”
9.The Crazy Birds of FerinaliaLeft-wing Utopia“Just Smile and Wave Boys, Smile and Wave.”
10.The Timeless Warriors of KolothlandFather Knows Best State“If a man has no honour, he has nothing”
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