The Highest Economic Output in Discordia
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Logical Paradox | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “All generalities are false” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of CLU | Left-Leaning College State | “If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?” | |
| 3. |  The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of Ravenhurstia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Seek eye of Hurricane, also try out our golden apples!” | |
| 4. |  The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos | New York Times Democracy | “Hail Discordia!” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Discordia Magna | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Only trust corroboration.” | |
| 6. |  The Goddess of Chaos Eris of Mistress Discordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I am Gorgeous Chaos.” | |
| 7. |  The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Chaos is a friend of mine.” | |
| 8. |  The Apple People of Occupied Earth | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Occupy your mind.” |
