The Nudest in Democratic Communist States
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya | Left-wing Utopia | “Happiness is always a new idea” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Insert Quip Here | Anarchy | “If It's Funny, It's Worth Posting” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Whereyouthinkyougoing | Left-Leaning College State | “Where Life Is A Walk In The Park” | |
| 4. |  The Martial Totalitarian Empire of German Nightmare | Democratic Socialists | “Common Sense & the Golden Rule all the Way, Earthlings!” |
