by Max Barry

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The Most Armed in Christmas

World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 4,115th in the world for Most Armed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Evil Empire of Santa Is SatanCompulsory Consumerist State“Worship Me This Christmas!”
2.The Democratic States of KrampustownCompulsory Consumerist State“Punish the naughty children!”
3.The Icy Bite of Jack Frost Nipping at Your NoseIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
4.The Republic of Memory TollIron Fist Consumerists“What happens next?”
5.The Holiday of The Christmas CamelMoralistic Democracy“Holidays”
6.The Batman smells of Jingle all the wayPsychotic Dictatorship“Strength Through Compliance”
7.The Most Wonderful Time of The YearAnarchy“It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year”
8.The Republic of ClaushavnAnarchy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
9.The Festival Guild of The Christmas ElvesCivil Rights Lovefest“Seize the means of toy production”
10.The Vast Herd of Zombie ReindeerCivil Rights Lovefest“Where the hunter becomes the hunted.”
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