The Nudest in Central Africa
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Bokokani | Iron Fist Socialists | “Bosoto ekomisaka biso nionso ndenge moko” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Stokalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Prosperity” | |
| 3. |  The Central African Republic of Beafrika | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unité, Dignité, Travail” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of Xanthe | Left-wing Utopia | “Anima et Mens Concordantur” |
