The Most Compassionate Citizens in Carnival of Souls
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Corrian | New York Times Democracy | “Humans, we're all just a bunch of hypocrites” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Abyssal Madness | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Patience is the key to paradise.” |
