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The Highest Drug Use in Capitalist Paradise

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
6.	The Free Land of Anarcho Capitalism Forever	Capitalizt	“Don't Tread On Me”
7.	The Syndicate of CoVar Corporation	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Capitalizing Crime, Revolution, and Terrorism since '03”
8.	The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog	Capitalist Paradise	“Greed is Good”
9.	The Rogue Nation of Alta Si	Anarchy	“Vast arid expanse of death and happiness”
10.	The Holy Purple Principality of Pentadbir	Capitalist Paradise	“He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969”
11.	The Free Land of Chrimatia	Anarchy	“Greed is the only way”
12.	The Incorporated States of Gulf Oil	Anarchy	“Under the Orange Disk!”
13.	The Free Society of FSI	Anarchy	“For Liberty.”
14.	The Corporate Consortium of Courathar	Capitalist Paradise	“Progress at any Cost”
15.	The Commonwealth of Saint Vincent of Sarria	Anarchy	“Semper et in aeternum.”

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