by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region is ranked 376th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Pirates of XyanthCapitalist Paradise“If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.”
2.The Corporate State of AinhtorFree-Market Paradise“Money is power!”
3.The Minister of Bad Behavior of Capitalist ProducersLeft-Leaning College State“Does not work and play well with others.”
4.The Republic of Domestic Corporate AmericaCapitalist Paradise“For the success of all shall we prosper!”
5.The Republic Empire Colony of ArtimsiaMoralistic Democracy“For the Republic Empire of Armus!”
6.The Republic Empire Colony of ImrenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For the Republic Empire of Armus!”
7.The Empire of HodgeCapitalist Paradise“The empire on which the sun never sets.”
8.The Republic Empire Colony of DecorisMoralistic Democracy“For the Republic Empire of Armus!”
9.The Constitutional Monarchy of HoppevileCapitalist Paradise“Voluntarism and self-determination”
10.The Kingdom of UgabelandCapitalist Paradise“Freedom, Justice, Peace, Prosperity”
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