The Healthiest Citizens in Canada
A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Desert People of Mirahge | Authoritarian Democracy | “It's not enough that I succeed; Others should fail” | |
| 2. |  The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER | Democratic Socialists | “Resistance is futile.” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Vancili | Democratic Socialists | “Strive to success” | |
| 4. |  The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners | Democratic Socialists | “All Your Base Are Belong To Us!” | |
| 5. |  The Hidden Country of Kiljarit | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ummm.....We'll think of one later” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Loehmakistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Warmest Greetings” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Maple Islands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Pax et Justitia” | |
| 8. | The Democratic Republic of Fernandland | Democratic Socialists | “Hmmmm” | |
| 9. |  The Familial Spirits of Devil Heart | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “^ devil may care ^” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Mojaguay | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Your mom . . .” |
