by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Canada

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Canada is ranked 5,339th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Maple States of SalzoAnarchy“Be alert”
22.The Community of BeaveringtonAnarchy“Beaver Rights Now”
23.The Commonwealth of Maple Syrup AddictAnarchy“Give me the syrup!”
24.The Five Kingdoms of EdainsDemocratic Socialists“Follow the moon”
25.The X-Confederacy of XartanAnarchy“Divide et impera”
26.The Woke Dictatorship of Imaginary Canadian Pronoun JailPsychotic Dictatorship“I will throw you in Imaginary Canadian Pronoun Jail”
27.The Community of Vancouverite RepublicFree-Market Paradise“By sea land and air we prosper”
28.The Queer Empire of VanianScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We will survive!”
29.The Friendly Confederacy of PallAuthoritarian Democracy“Seeing is believing”
30.The Kingdom of VarrsFather Knows Best State“Bow down”
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