The Most Primitive in Balder
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Theocracy of Celestium Sun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Praise the Celestium Sun!” | |
| 2. | The Cruel Republic of Cruelopolis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Blood God's Iron Fist Prevails” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic States of Farmlandy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pela razão ou pela força” | |
| 4. | The Federation of Sicitur | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Life and Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Iybild | Authoritarian Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. | The Disputed Territories of Snow 55 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This time, we will succeed.” | |
| 7. | The National Stratocracy of ColdShadow | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Beati gli operatori di pace.” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of HJT174 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Theocratic State of Mythorium | Moralistic Democracy | “Deus Invictus.” | |
| 10. |  The White Lined Wall of I 29 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Under God the people rule - *pensive sparkle*” |
