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The Most Authoritarian in Austritaria

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Phalanxite Empire of Igoria	Father Knows Best State	“Quod sumus, hoc eritis.”
2.	The Imperial Japanese Navy Ship of Ryuho	Democratic Socialists	“龍鳳”
3.	The Theocratic Empire of Geniocratics	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet”
4.	The Stratocratic Republic of Icrum	Democratic Socialists	“Unser Land, Unser Glaub, Unsere Friehiet”
5.	The Republic of Grand Britaria	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
6.	The Quaint Kolhkoz of Korouse	Left-Leaning College State	“Go eat your guac, jeb.”
7.	The Kingdom of Hebride	New York Times Democracy	“God save the Queen”
8.	The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Freedom, Unity, Diversity”
9.	The Republic of Umbriel	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Freedom for all forever”