by Max Barry

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The Smartest Citizens in Austritaria

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Austritaria is ranked 1,399th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Directorial Republic of AfrigidolocoCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom, Unity, Diversity”
2.The Republic of Grand BritariaCivil Rights Lovefest“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
3.The Stratocratic Republic of IcrumDemocratic Socialists“Unser Land, Unser Glaub, Unsere Friehiet”
4.The Theocratic Empire of GeniocraticsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet”
5.The Phalanxite Empire of IgoriaFather Knows Best State“Quod sumus, hoc eritis.”
6.The Quaint Kolhkoz of KorouseLeft-Leaning College State“Go eat your guac, jeb.”
7.The Republic of UmbrielCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom for all forever”
8.The Kingdom of RevolviaCivil Rights Lovefest“Might Makes Right”
9.The Kingdom of HebrideNew York Times Democracy“God save the Queen”
10.The Emirate of FaisalInoffensive Centrist Democracy“الله أكبر”
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