The Smartest Citizens in Antarctica
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flibble” | |
| 2. |  The Precious Taters of Hobbitat | Democratic Socialists | “Om nom nom” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Toneor | Left-Leaning College State | “Moderation is only good in moderation.” | |
| 4. |  The Cybermetropolis of Jittersamhay | Democratic Socialists | “*Beep Boop*” | |
| 5. |  The Pirates Cove of Piedra Negra | Democratic Socialists | “You fight like a cow.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Turis | Left-wing Utopia | “Audaces fortuna iuvat” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist Alliance of Mercobia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” | |
| 8. |  The Ambassadorial Office of Free4All | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Everybody gets to make up their own motto” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Xmara | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace, prosperity, progress” | |
| 10. |  The 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 of Antarctic Anonyms | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Qᴜᴀɴᴛᴜᴍ ɴɪʜɪʟɪꜱᴍ cannot be censored” |
