The Most Pro-Market in Antarctic Oasis
This data was compiled by surveying a random sample of businesses with the question, "Do you believe the government is committed to free market policies?"
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o g | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Glog Mad!” | |
| 2. |  The Happily Swearing Pod of Palentine Dolphins | Compulsory Consumerist State | “What part of *censored* don't you understand?” | |
| 3. |  The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage | Anarchy | “It's ol Whatchamacallit” | |
| 4. |  The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
| 5. |  The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan Antarctica | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Letting A Hundred Icicles Form” | |
| 6. |  The Norm Macdonald Joke of Norm Macdonalds Comatose Wife | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Doc, she's choking!” | |
| 7. |  The Player Behind The Nation of Mad Sheep Railgun | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Hurrah!” | |
| 8. |  The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADE | Corporate Police State | “Libruls should run coffee shops, not the gubmint” | |
| 9. |  The Saucy and sexy Pirate Ship of Thessadorian Catgirls | Capitalizt | “I am Catgirl! Hear me nya!” | |
| 10. |  The Hot Buttered Ghost of 0rville Redenbacher | Corporate Bordello | “Do One Thing, And Do it Better than Anyone” |
