The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Antarctic Oasis
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung Arororugul | Compulsory Consumerist State | “This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine” | |
12. | The Hot Buttered Ghost of 0rville Redenbacher | Corporate Bordello | “Do One Thing, And Do it Better than Anyone” | |
13. | The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADE | Corporate Police State | “Libruls should run coffee shops, not the gubmint” | |
14. | The Saucy and sexy Pirate Ship of Thessadorian Catgirls | Capitalizt | “I am Catgirl! Hear me nya!” | |
15. | The Happily Swearing Pod of Palentine Dolphins | Compulsory Consumerist State | “What part of *censored* don't you understand?” | |
16. | The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
17. | The Norm Macdonald Joke of Norm Macdonalds Comatose Wife | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Doc, she's choking!” | |
18. | The Rogue Nation of DSN33 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
19. | The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of Cottia | Corporate Bordello | “:)” | |
20. | The Protectorate of The Villa of Empress Jhessan | Capitalist Paradise | “I'm Against it!” |