The Fattest Citizens in Africa
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Edgetown | Capitalist Paradise | “ARE YOU RECORDING BRO” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Peppercoast | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty, Freedom, Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Sheikhdom of Trarza | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Allah’s Chosen” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Zoowanatou | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Zoowanatou Forever” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Mabanmanga | Moralistic Democracy | “Mabanmanga Forever” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Mbangawi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Baraka Ufalme Cha” | |
| 7. |  The Realm of The Land of Heat and Clock Work | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I warned you about stairs, bro.” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Lolololass | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Go Lolololass” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Northern Sahel | Right-wing Utopia | “Strength, Love, Unity.” | |
| 10. |  The Zulu Queendom of Queen Silomo | Anarchy | “Ngizokushaya Wena” |
