The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Africa
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tutsi Monarchy of Rawendia | Moralistic Democracy | “Following the Legacy of King Gihanga I” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of Somicstan | Father Knows Best State | “Pray For The Sultanate,Rise to Defend The Motherland.” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Witstrand | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The World: formed by riots ended by riots.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Congolands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Libertas et iura mea” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of The African Statistics Bureau | Civil Rights Lovefest | “lies, damned lies, and statistics” | |
| 6. |  The State of Azania- | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Uhuru na Umoja | Freedom and Unity” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Cote d Ivoire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Union – Discipline – Travail” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Mealistand | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 9. |  The Councilship of Lumazi | New York Times Democracy | “He who knows not one thing knows another” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Russian-Ukrainian Republic | Democratic Socialists | “no faith yes war” |
