The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | quips per hour | |||
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1. | The Holy Empire of Pogaria | 0 | ||
2. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | 738.28 | ||
3. | The Dominion of PapaJacky | 558.56 | ||
4. | The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum | 506.4 | ||
5. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | 442.74 | ||
6. | The Scientific Collectives of Frenequesta | 438.08 | ||
7. | The United States of Greater Somalia | 702.96 | ||
8. | The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | 434.69 | ||
9. | The Third Social Alliance of Verben | 417.52 | ||
10. | The Temporal Paradox of Aikion | 400.4 |