The Fattest Citizens in The Liberty League
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Colony of Region Observers | 123,854th | 10.34 | ||
2. | The Fortunate Federation of Flying Fish Fingers | 173,103rd | 9.71 | ||
3. | The Dominion of Nautonnier | 181,583rd | 9.63 | ||
4. | The Demonic Nation of Scythian | 241,913th | 7.88 | ||
5. | The United Nation of Nefrotos | 288,428th | 4.47 |