The Fattest Citizens in Pitcairn Island
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Queen's State of Somers Isles Company | 17.21 | |||
2. | The State of Para Sempre Vencedor | 16.92 | |||
3. | The State of Cero Null One | 17,676th | 16.47 | ||
4. | The State of Bessarabian | 14.7 | |||
5. | The District of Pitcairn Isles | 13.87 | |||
6. | The Dominion of Rufus Ford | 12.75 | |||
7. | The Queendom of Nicoyanas | 10.53 | |||
8. | The State of Suzerain Rule | 6.71 |