The Most Compassionate Citizens in North Pacific
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | World | Kitten Softness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Prevaland | 4,654th | 86.14 | ||
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Satiety | 19,463rd | 53.51 | ||
| 3. |  The Rogue of LSN12 | 34,082nd | 48.45 | ||
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Hops and Malt | 41,092nd | 47.2 | ||
| 5. |  The Lazy Founder of TNPF | 179,441st | 41.43 | ||
| 6. |  The United States of SR-714672 | 200,145th | 40.78 | ||
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Checholand | 234,205th | 35.34 | ||
| 8. |  The United States of Jendos | 268,476th | 15.42 | ||
