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Capitalists Intensify War on Christmas

Traditional Pro-Christmas Posters issued by the Regional Government

With a mere 20 nights until Christmas is upon us, capitalist and reactionary powers have intensified anti-Christmas pressure, including efforts to introduce legislation to ban such traditional holiday staples as Christmas Trees and images of Comrade Santa Claus. In Esamir, efforts have already been made by the imperialist government to suppress local worker-organized radio broadcasts of Christmas music.

Nations of the PRWA have responded by boosting production of traditional holiday trappings with intention to distribute them to the poor of capitalist regions* in a show of solidarity. In The Campbell Nation alone, production of candy canes, Christmas wreaths, and colored lights has increased by 500% in the first week alone. In addition, the federation's Wartime Broadcasting Network has commenced the continuous broadcasting of Christmas and related holiday music on all stations.

For those not familiar with the holiday's origin, Christmas celebrates the birth of Comrade Jesus Christ, a beloved revolutionary figure and social activist known for leading an uprising against the kleptocratic banking system, expanding free healthcare, and instructing his followers to give all possible to the poor. Comrade Christ was executed by the imperialist government for subversion. Although criticized for his "Personality Cult" and radical plans to consign the bourgeoisie to eternal damnation, Comrade Christ remains an important social figure in both socialist and capitalist ideologies.

* Holiday trappings cannot be given to the poor of WZAS because there are no poor citizens in properly adjusted socialist nations, as documented by Karl Marx.

WZEU Report: Nuclear Proliferation Accelerating

Ballooning in WZEU has led to nuclear power becoming the new norm

A recent report issued by energy analysts in Armedegon and reviewed by scientists of fraternal nations in the PRWA has brought new attention the rapid proliferation of nuclear technology of late in Warzone Europe as a cheap means to meet skyrocketing energy demands. Although debate remains about the wisdom of giving such easily weaponized technology to the unstable capitalist oligarchies of the western bloc, the trend towards nuclear power as an efficient source to cash in on the "free market" remains clear.

Official reactions to the report within the politburo have been muted. "It would be hypocritical of the People's Republic to condemn a means of generating power for the masses cheaply and efficiently." Noted an adviser to the Chairman in an official statement. "Of course, [Warzone Europe] must balance these possibilities with the dangers posed by nuclear technology in the wrong hands."

In private discussions, however, security analysts have called the figures mentioned in the report "disturbing" and "leading to highly destabilizing conclusions". An anonymous source within the Warzone Asia Security Directorate, the PRWA's multinational counterterrorism task force, was quick to emphasize that there were no plans for direct intervention against any targets within WZEU. The same source also mentioned that many divisions of WASP (Warzone Asia Socialist Pact) nations have independently ordered alerts in response to the obvious threat to international stability.

Politburo Postpones Immigration Reforms

There currently exists no regulation regarding entry into the PRWA

Following the results of a regional poll which revealed split, but mostly apathetic opinions towards the implementation of stricter security clearance for entrants into the home region, the politburo, which is still acting in a state of emergency, opted to postpone enacting new border control measures until the topic can be properly debated before the People's Legislative Assembly.

Currently, there are no restrictions on incoming nations, other than that World Assembly member nations must endorse the delegate and vice delegate. Although the controversial DAAFT Act gives the administration wide powers to enact nations attempting to subvert the community through "rogue game mechanics", the legislation does not account for relatively ordinary situations, such as spies or non WA raider puppets.

Although a strict interpretation of the constitution suggests that the People's Legislative Assembly could theoretically be summoned even during a state of emergency to debate legislation at greater length, the politburo has already stated that it does not wish to do so, given the likelihood of current events swaying the vote. The politburo quickly added that should events make changes necessary, the continuing state of emergency enables the administration to enact changes immediately of they become necessary.