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Lyrasan wrote:Naah, I need my WA elsewhere.

Pah.
Help a member out here Lyra.

Digonville wrote:Pah.
Help a member out here Lyra.

Call me Ly. I ain't no girl from the series His Dark Materials. And I really can't I need it in another region to help stabilize it.

Lyrasan wrote:Call me Ly. I ain't no girl from the series His Dark Materials. And I really can't I need it in another region to help stabilize it.

Ok Lie (LY.You know what i mean.) What other region.

Train toilets often dump what one leaves in the toilet on the tracks. This can turn messy when the train is stationary on a bridge and people are under the bridge. Also, at high speeds, sewage can blow back up at the flusher and cover them in pee and poo. Warnings are placed next to toilets to advise not to flush in stations but the experienced prankster knows not to obey them as it is funny to look out the window and see the people on the opposite platform with disgusted looks on their faces when they notice wee dripping and poo falling onto the train tracks, which is left in their sight until they get on their train and go.
Trains have minds of their own. When they are depressed they stay on their assigned track route (as if they are lurking or something). When they are happy (or just on drugs), they fly into the sky. Of course, anyone who doesn't have a life (or someone who watches Thomas the Tank Engine) knows this.
“In soviet Russia, the Gay Train rides YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal finally making sense on The Gay Train
Don't ask me what it is, it is a bad thing.
In England, it operates under the name of Transsexual Distress. Customers are often shafted by the company's boss, Big Vern.
For anyone involved in the operation of railways to be at least remotely important, they must wear a hi-visibility vest, have a decent amount of belt-overhang, as well as being able to stand around on a mobile phone for hours on end.
The more belt-overhang you have, the more important you proportionally are. Next time at your local station, then look at the staff - the higher rank they hold, then the more belt-overhang they will have. In the case of Thomas the Tank Engine, the person with most belt-overhang is the Fat Controller (known in the United States as Sir Topham Hatt), and he is in charge of the whole Ham Factory. Thomas regularly needs energy, and gets it by eating tons of ham.
<img src="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b7/Hitlertrain.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20070112083237" alt="File:Hitlertrain.JPG"/>

Post by Digonville suppressed by Scarlet harlot.

[quote=digonville;11758321]Train toilets often dump what one leaves in the toilet on the tracks. This can turn messy when the train is stationary on a bridge and people are under the bridge. Also, at high speeds, sewage can blow back up at the flusher and cover them in pee and poo. Warnings are placed next to toilets to advise not to flush in stations but the experienced prankster knows not to obey them as it is funny to look out the window and see the people on the opposite platform with disgusted looks on their faces when they notice wee dripping and poo falling onto the train tracks, which is left in their sight until they get on their train and go.
Trains have minds of their own. When they are depressed they stay on their assigned track route (as if they are lurking or something). When they are happy (or just on drugs), they fly into the sky. Of course, anyone who doesn't have a life (or someone who watches Thomas the Tank Engine) knows this.
“In soviet Russia, the Gay Train rides YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal finally making sense on The Gay Train
Don't ask me what it is, it is a bad thing.
In England, it operates under the name of Transsexual Distress. Customers are often shafted by the company's boss, Big Vern.
For anyone involved in the operation of railways to be at least remotely important, they must wear a hi-visibility vest, have a decent amount of belt-overhang, as well as being able to stand around on a mobile phone for hours on end.
The more belt-overhang you have, the more important you proportionally are. Next time at your local station, then look at the staff - the higher rank they hold, then the more belt-overhang they will have. In the case of Thomas the Tank Engine, the person with most belt-overhang is the Fat Controller (known in the United States as Sir Topham Hatt), and he is in charge of the whole Ham Factory. Thomas regularly needs energy, and gets it by eating tons of ham.
The above or below artical was on trains on uncyclopedia the funny wikipedia site.

Digonville wrote:Ok Lie (LY.You know what i mean.) What other region.

Currently the Commonwealth of Free Nations. Formerly Icarus, which is a region I own.

Scarlet harlot

Hello Warzone Airspace!

I, Scarlet harlot, will be resigning my position as regional Delegate. It was a great honour when Crisisies chose me to replace him and again it is my great honour to appoint Lyrasan as my successor.

I am again getting active in military gameplay so my WA will be needed elsewhere. But this nation will remain here and I look forward to being an active member under Lyrasan.

Lyrasan

Good day!

I am a diplomat from Solidarity. Digonville has said that you people sell weapons, and that we could buy from you if we had an embassy. Could you show me examples before I get them ready?

Digonville

Republic Under Specters Grasp wrote:Good day!

I am a diplomat from Solidarity. Digonville has said that you people sell weapons, and that we could buy from you if we had an embassy. Could you show me examples before I get them ready?

Yes Please do.
Specter is my good friend and it could help us.Become a peacefull regoin.

Digonville wrote:Yes Please do.
Specter is my good friend and it could help us.Become a peacefull regoin.

Digonville. You need to endorse me. Thanks.

Scarlet harlot

Lyrasan wrote:Digonville. You need to endorse me. Thanks.

Ok. I will but only if you endorse me.
I'll still endorse you regardless.

Scarlet harlot

Congrats to our new Delegate, Lyrasan!

Thank you once again Scarlet for appointing me as your successor.

Congradulations to the new Delegate!

Arekrya wrote:Congradulations to the new Delegate!

Thank you Arekyra.

In other news, it appears Codger has CTE. This is a sad day not only for Airspace but for all of the Warzones.

Warzone Codger October 30, 2010 - May 28, 2015.

Lyrasan wrote:Thank you Arekyra.

In other news, it appears Codger has CTE. This is a sad day not only for Airspace but for all of the Warzones.

Warzone Codger October 30, 2010 - May 28, 2015.

:(

Scarlet harlot

Oh no!

Hopefully it's just a lapse and he'll revive soon.

Lyrasan

Indeed.
RIP cod

Outer brightonburg

Oops

Outer brightonburg

Lyrasan wrote:Thank you Arekyra.

In other news, it appears Codger has CTE. This is a sad day not only for Airspace but for all of the Warzones.

Warzone Codger October 30, 2010 - May 28, 2015.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Scarlet harlot

Better luck next time, DEN! (^_^)-b

Lyrasan

Well I certainly missed a lot. So here we go :
1) Congrats Lyrasan! Glad to see you as delegate. You definitely deserve it.
2) Codger will not be long gone. He will check to make sure no one can challenge his 365 day reign.
3) Since when have we sold weapons?

Lyrasan

Crisisies wrote:Well I certainly missed a lot. So here we go :
1) Congrats Lyrasan! Glad to see you as delegate. You definitely deserve it.
2) Codger will not be long gone. He will check to make sure no one can challenge his 365 day reign.
3) Since when have we sold weapons?

Thanks Crisisies. Nice to see you back here :)
I hope he does. I'm betting he will but it's still sad to see it cte. And yeah idk about that weapon thing.

Fightin a war over deez nuuuts I see

Digonville

Deez nuuuts wrote:Fightin a war over deez nuuuts I see

HAHAHA.:)
You guys.
Look Modern times call for modern weapons we are a warzone hence we are meant to have A whole ****ing Lot of ****ing weapons.
Ok.

Deez nuuuts

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