UnknownBoard

hello, i'm new in the region.

It was just founded and there is yet no stories. I plan on posting the first story sometime tomorrow, you can find it on the offsite forum under the broadcasting corporation.

Im so triggered wrote:

i'm like such a millennial, i get so triggered and i need my free stuff #stopopressingme

You might want to dial it back a notch, your on the border of spamming.

Im so triggered wrote:

#blacklivesmattermorethanyours #whitelivesdon'tmatter #revoltagainstthesystem #f*ckdapolice

This is Unknown. No lives matter.

I was thinking the same thing. Priceless commentary for the face-planting

North landing wrote:

hello, i'm new in the region.

same

No guide to these regions, just common sense such as:
Don't be an ass
Don't spam
Be friendly
and, of course, DEUS VULT

Actually, pretty much. But if you need a tour guide, here I am!

Let's start with the Auxiliary Dungeon.

Incredisomia wrote:

I used to be new to the region like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee and now I'm old.

There's an elixir of youth that will get the arrow out. It isn't still there, is it?

Kshrlmnt wrote:

If it's not, we can get you another one.

I may or may not have a degree in medicine. 45 bucks for a new knee.

Hi! I'm new from Reddit. How do I go to war?

Stalker queen wrote:

Hi! I'm new from Reddit. How do I go to war?

From the FAQ:

Can I make a resolution to add war to the game?

No. Well, you can, but I'm still not going to add war. The WA is not there to request new game features. I admit this would be nice: propose a change, vote it through, and BAM! The game gets better. But then, I would have to make the BAM! part happen. It would require me to spend so much time rewriting game code that I wouldn't be able to pursue my real passion, which is earning enough money to buy food, and staying sane.

WA resolutions are a way to bring all member nations into line on a particular issue; be that environmental, democratic, free trade, or whatever. Don't suggest game improvements there. They just clutter up the place. And they make people think, "Hey, yeah, that would be cool! Why doesn't that bum Max Barry get off his ass and do that?" I get e-mails.