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Corruption is so 2012.

Hello everyone

"1 day 9 hours ago: Imperial recruitment office ceased to exist.

Radix you should probably revive this...

The Issue

In a bloody civil war in nearby Maxtopia, the majority Violetist community is rebelling against a minority-led secular government with a terrible history of human rights abuses. Some Violetists from Khali have traveled to Maxtopia to fight on the side of their fellow believers.

The Debate

"These Violetists are coming back brainwashed with fundamentalist ideals and trained in terrorist methods," argues Elaine Winters, your Minister of Internal Security. "They're a real danger to us all. You've got to lock up all of these returnees until we can be sure that they're not planning terrorist atrocities here, however long that may take."

Accept

"This is all a massive overreaction," opines sociologist and civil rights campaigner Louis Eliot. "The Violetists are no threat to us in Khali. All we need to do is provide humanitarian aid for the victims of the civil war, and some help for the returnees to reintegrate into society. I'm sure that none of them would want to cause trouble here."

Accept

"That's pointless," insists Randy Laine, one of the more bellicose members of the General Staff. "The real problem is clearly in Maxtopia. We should bomb the Maxtopian government until they agree to be nice to everyone." Then he pauses, looking confused. "Or maybe we should bomb the rebels until they agree to be less fanatical." He pulls a map of Maxtopia out of his back pocket and shows it to you. "Look: we've got plenty of great targets that we could hit. We could even bomb the Bigtopians to prevent them from entering the conflict. Let's just bomb all of 'em, eh?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

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Bomb them all, in the name of the Empire and the Emperor! :U

New discussion topic based on the fact that today is intergalactic Star Wars Day: Who should get their own Star Wars spinoff movie?

May the Fourth be with you

Hell yeah Boba Fett. That or C3PO and R2-D2, we need to know what kinda adventures they go on in their free time. lol

Well fellow Star Wars fans we have what we wanted. There will be a Boba Fett spin off movie in 2018.

Guys we need a Jar Jar Binks spin off. That is what the franchise needs!

Khali wrote:

You should be frozen in carbonite and put on display in some Hutt gangster's palace for even suggesting that. :I

Maybe Possibly when you join our forum ;)

But i stand by it i would watch it. Maybe even buy it

Ahsoka wrote:

I think Star Wars fans would unite and storm Disney HQ.

Thats rude, wjy cant i have a jar jar movie. Kill him at the end and they would make tons

Darth tenebris wrote:

Hmm... I wonder how people would react knowing I used the Gungans as a insurgent force in an RP on the forum ;)

Need we bring up such a dark time from our past :P

Khali wrote:

What I'm picturing in my head:

Two Stormtroopers unleashing street justice on Jar Jar.

Jar Jar is walking down the street of some city.

Cue slow motion and the theme song to Chariots of Fire as the Stormtroopers jump the gungan.

One Stormtrooper puts him in a brutal chokehold.

The other Stormtrooper repeatedly kicks Jar Jar in the crotch.

This goes on, for the entire 3 minutes and 34 seconds of Chariots of Fire, all in slow motion, until Jar Jar is dead.

Roll credits.

Glorious.

Hopefully stormtroopers will actually be good this time, like they're supposed to be. I want to see them beat the tar out of someone :P