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The imperial soviet empire wrote:

SAFEST IN THE REGION

Wow

Dubran wrote:

Oh, I meant 0300 hours last morning.

Yeah I know, he left early but was killed in a derailment of the train.

This is probably your first time RP, lol.

Dubran wrote:

Something unusual is happening. Several transport units en route to Karis 312 have suddenly dissapeared off of radar. Does anyone have any deep space probes that can look into this matter?

I don't have probs but I do have a fleet in that area that can look in to things. I'll let u know if I find anything.

I have an industrial revolution and first cars, maybe I can help?

I finally brainwashed my entire population by adding drugs into the tap water

Ppeb wrote:

I knew we should have built a water treatment plant but my advisors were all "no need man, the water's great"... Oh some heads are gona roll tomorrow... but first I've got to get some bacon frys,, yeah they'd really hit the spot right about now... (drinks water) what was I saying again?

That seems like a good idea, but the keen public would suspect something wrong immediately.

Does this region take over other regions? If so then the Imperialist Union is falling apart, why not take it over?

Brandenburg-prussland wrote:

If you mean a coup de region then you will be banjected for treachery

I was curious if it were so here, nothing more.

Red spoon wrote:

I finally brainwashed my entire population by adding drugs into the tap water

Why?
I didn't do anything to the water but any Democratic protesters will be shot, or anyone opposed to my leadership!

Confederate Germanic States wrote:

Why?
I didn't do anything to the water but any Democratic protesters will be shot, or anyone opposed to my leadership!

For spiritual purpose! Shall the Red Spoon protect us all!

Dubran wrote:

If you need me to, I can send Hazardous Removal Teams. I may be an a**hole, but I am an a**hole who makes sure his nations needs are met.

*While sitting in his office, wrapped in a tarp & sweating profusely the King of Ppeb tries to collect himself*

I believe we are currently in the midst of an epidemic. *shivers a moment* any assistance from out neighbours would be greatly appreciated. It seems we've run out of bacon fries & the general public has turned against me. I've baracaded myself & some of my most trusted advisors in the castle but for some reason the public believe there is a secret stash somewhere in the castle. In truth I've just enough bacon fries left to last the year.

*stands & shakes fist*

AND ILL SKEWER ANY MAN WOMAN OR CHILD WHO TOUCHES THEM!!!

*blinks a moment*

Please send aid, theres only so long we can keep them at bay.

Ppeb wrote:

*While sitting in his office, wrapped in a tarp & sweating profusely the King of Ppeb tries to collect himself*
I believe we are currently in the midst of an epidemic. *shivers a moment* any assistance from out neighbours would be greatly appreciated. It seems we've run out of bacon fries & the general public has turned against me. I've baracaded myself & some of my most trusted advisors in the castle but for some reason the public believe there is a secret stash somewhere in the castle. In truth I've just enough bacon fries left to last the year.
*stands & shakes fist*
AND ILL SKEWER ANY MAN WOMAN OR CHILD WHO TOUCHES THEM!!!
*blinks a moment*
Please send aid, theres only so long we can keep them at bay.

You are going mad! You need to detox yourself immediately! Sending units from the Dubranite Biological and Chemical Regulations Bureau to cleanse the city. Expect their arrival the next morning. Do try to get some rest.