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LOOP! Keep up the fight, for LOOP! Three cheers, for LOOP! LOOP! LOOP! LOOP!

LOOP is POOL backwards. That starts with a P, and that rhymes with T, and that stands for TEAM LOOP!

Culture and education

TEPageddon Update #6
One champion each from Team 1 infinite loop (1) and Team Packilvania (1) squared off this evening. Severisen's spam spear proved to be not only bigger and longer, but also harder to block.

Post length used as tiebreaker allowing Team LOOP to win the major update (+5)

Score: Team Pax 35; Team Loop 30

At stake over the next twelve hours is 3 team points. Tomorrow is do-or-die for both teams. No posts, no glory! The Final Battle for Minor starts now!

Severisen troops, sensing blood in the water, advance their devices of destruction into Pax territory.

Gentlemen! Today we go for all the glory! It's time to stand up to the Tyranny of Pax. We gather here in defiance of assimilation! We say NO! Forward, men! Onward to glory! ONWARD!

The warmachine begins to rumble forward again. The General, having surveyed the land in front of him, folded his scope, smirked and thought to himself, Well, boys... one way or another, it all ends tomorrow.

Prussianempire

Yo yo TEP.
Endorse me please.

Wake up!

Awe Lawd! I don't check in for a few hours, and Loop almost catches up to Pax! This is unacceptable! Pax must win this!!

[I]The Sev forces identify a target, and see the Pax himself.[I]

"Surrender now, and well spare your lives!" shouted the General through the speaker.

Ziggibofolopimiganig usootipitopia

Severisen wrote:The Sev forces identify a target, and see the Pax himself.

"Surrender now, and well spare your lives!" shouted the General through the speaker.

I've got you covered buddy

East Malaysia wrote:Well Xoriet is quite an Empress. She knows all. The X-eye is forever watchful...

lady whatevs

Military federation of germany

WOW, been a long time since I've been on this RMB. Lots have changed since I've been gone, how y'all been lately.

Ziggibofolopimiganig usootipitopia

Military federation of germany wrote:WOW, been a long time since I've been on this RMB. Lots have changed since I've been gone, how y'all been lately.

I've been pretty good! The festivities of the so called "Giving of Thanks" will befall upon us soon. I came to realize this approximately a fortnight ago. in the spirit of tradition I wish to bestow my gratitude upon you early, for i may retire for the week in question.

Ziggibofolopimiganig usootipitopia wrote:I've been pretty good! The festivities of the so called "Giving of Thanks" will befall upon us soon. I came to realize this approximately a fortnight ago. in the spirit of tradition I wish to bestow my gratitude upon you early, for i may retire for the week in question.

fancy much

Eurasian socialist federation

ALL HAIL PAX! ALL HAIL PAX! ALL HAIL PAX! PAX IS LOVE! PAX IS LIFE! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! WAR IS PEACE! FOUR FEET GOOD, TWO FEET BA... um, sorry, I have no clue where that came from, um, all hail Pax, pwetty pwease? 0u0?

Military federation of germany

Fricken A Fancy holy crap.

Ziggibofolopimiganig usootipitopia

Utyuilohkm wrote:fancy much

Military federation of germany wrote:Fricken A Fancy holy crap.

*Bows*

Post self-deleted by Culture and education.

Culture and education

TEPageddon Update #7
Combatants from Team 1 infinite loop (2) and Team Packilvania (2) find themselves face-to-face. John Williams and the Boston Pops appear and begin to play some truly epic music for the final battle.

RP posts are the tiebreaker allowing Team LOOP wins the minor update! (+3)

Bonus point awarded to Team LOOP for Severisen's excellent RP post:

Severisen wrote:Severisen troops, sensing blood in the water, advance their devices of destruction into Pax territory.

Gentlemen! Today we go for all the glory! It's time to stand up to the Tyranny of Pax. We gather here in defiance of assimilation! We say NO! Forward, men! Onward to glory! ONWARD!

The warmachine begins to rumble forward again. The General, having surveyed the land in front of him, folded his scope, smirked and thought to himself, Well, boys... one way or another, it all ends tomorrow.

Bonus point awarded to Team LOOP for Severisen's RP post:

Severisen wrote:The Sev forces identify a target, and see the Pax himself.

"Surrender now, and well spare your lives!" shouted the General through the speaker.

Score: Team Pax 37; Team Loop 37

At stake over the next twelve hours is 5 team points and the war. It all comes down to this moment. The Final Battle of TEPageddon starts now!

Eurasian socialist federation

After a long, bureaucratic stint, the report of activity on the border finally made itself known, working slowly up the gargantuan system, somehow arriving on the President's desk. Iosef Yershenko looked with surprise at this report. "An invasion, eh?" he said. "We'll show them. Let's bomb the hell out of them indiscriminately. Support those that support Pax. And give those troops that found this action a big, shiny 'Hero of the Eurasian Socialist Federation, 2nd class' medal, while you're at it."

Eurasian socialist federation

Some new factbooks!
KDB-2a and 2b "Bullfrog":

KDB-2 "Bullfrog" Amphibious AA transport

by Eurasian socialist federation

The KDB-2 Bullfrog is a unique all-terrain assault transport with significant anti-aircraft capability. Kiev-based Kazminov Design Bureau all but clinched its monopolistic role as the Soviet Union's favored manufacturer-designer of military vehicles with this particular model, which has proven itself time and again in more than seven years' worth of fierce combat worldwide. It features twin PVS 5-7 Tucha 23mm anti-aircraft cannon as it's main armament, along with a pair of 12.7 mm PDX-14 HMGs to target ground units.

The Bullfrog is an amphibious variant of the obsolete Soviet flak track and features a specialised version of its predecessor's feared anti-air weapon. Also, one variation comes with an innovative infantry-launching device: the Hlopushka Troop-Deployment System (part CC98-HTDS), colloquially known as the "Man Cannon". As the name suggests, this device is capable of launching a full-grown man across roughly a thousand meters, where he can drop behind the front lines using a basic parachute pack. Year-over-year safety statistics for this unorthodox transportation system continue improving at a rate of 40 percent, which surely would have delighted its inventor, legendary circus ringmaster and patriot Arkady Ilyushin, had he survived the Bullfrog's tragic maiden voyage.

One hotly-debated side effect of the CC98-HTDS is that the air lock used to build sufficient pressure in the firing mechanism means, in practice, that the only way for troops to exit the vehicle during combat operations is for all of them to launch out. This is being worked on, and the new KDB-3 "Borillo" should have solved this problem. After initial field tests, strict rules were imposed that greatly mitigated Soviet Conscripts' complaints of whiplash, nausea, acrophobia, or general malaise at having to use this system. Pursuant to new Soviet combat regulations, the Bullfrog now comes standard with accommodations fit for larger passengers, such as trained War Bears and Tesla trooper. The inside of the cannon is greased to ensure these forces are less likely to ignite from the friction of launch.

Apart from its role as a transport, the Bullfrog features the powerful-if-conventional PVS 5-7 Tucha Cannon, which can track fast-moving aerial targets easily and fill the skies with a hail of metal fragments that can efficiently tear through fuselages and cockpits alike. The vehicle itself is rugged and maneuverable, guarding coastal territories well. Its all-terrain treads drop automatically as soon as the vehicle detects contact with solid ground, which helps make the Bullfrog relatively easy to operate. This, together with the attractive and patriotic standard paint scheme applied to this vehicle, has consequently enticed many Soviet citizens to enlist in the armed forces in the hopes of becoming a Bullfrog pilot. Indeed, Bullfrog operators have been known to be enthusiastic and forthcoming during combat, even under duress. They tend to fill their supporting role on the battlefield with great pride.

Read factbook


KDB-5 "Sickle":

KDB-5 "Sickle" AP walker

by Eurasian socialist federation

Originally designed as a police vehicle for use in fringe-republics noted for their "heightened" risk of revolt, the ESF's KDB-5 Sickle has a compact form factor, four durable steel stilt-legs, and three articulated gunnery positions that make it ideal for urban operations and crowd control. It exceeded expectations in its original role of riot support, becoming a mainstay in Eurasian mechanized armor divisions while escalating Ukraine's Kazminov Design Bureau to the upper echelons of the Union's weapons manufacturers.

The Sickle's three turrets are capable of swiveling 130 degrees, and are positioned to allow the unit engage multiple targets at once. However, as a result, the unit is unable to target all three guns on a single target. Additionally, the guns cannot target aircraft, fueling speculation that the KDB intentionally designed this flaw to ensure that the Soviet Military would also adopt the Bullfrog.

The Sickle is also capable of jumping on great distances, allowing it access to areas that wheeled or tracked vehicles cannot reach. This unique ability has proved useful in ambushing unsuspecting enemies before they have time to counter. In response to Sickle crews using this ability for recreation, the military command passed strict limitations on the use of this ability.

Despite it's innovative nature, the Sickle is cost effective, due to the inexpensive alloy it is made from. This inexpensiveness comes at the cost of durability, as it can easily be counteracted by tanks and anti-armor weaponry. Sickle crews have also been noted to display increased sadistic or self-damaging behavior compared to their comrades, most likely due to the ban on "flea jumping" for recreational purposes.

The KDB-5 is equipped with three 12.7 mm PKX-14 HMGs, each located in it's own pod, one manned by the commander/driver, one manned by the radio operator, and one manned by the mechanic.

Read factbook


You think they are missing anything? Please let me know. I'd like to make them as perfect/awesome/serious but that's what makes it funny as possible.
All hail Pax!

lalala

Eurasian socialist federation

Ha! My folks got NationStates confused with Tumblr, so now I'm banned until I can come up with some reason why it is useful and not Tumblr, ei "Land of suicidally depressed emos." Care to help? What can NS teach someone that is useful?

Eurasian socialist federation wrote:Ha! My folks got NationStates confused with Tumblr, so now I'm banned until I can come up with some reason why it is useful and not Tumblr, ei "Land of suicidally depressed emos." Care to help? What can NS teach someone that is useful?

Teaches skills with politics
lolol

Post self-deleted by Utyuilohkm.

like me flag? its pwretty

It was quite useful in teaching me what should and should not be said to certain people. It's good for social awareness. Also, there are many great people on here who can offer support and advice. In some ways it has done me a world of good.

It's also good for upping your stre--- er, happiness level. Caek and roses all the time.

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