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=u= Almost everyone is dying from age now.
Bugh
Venezuela
Go ahead man! Start answering them issues!
so what after that.......issues and thats all?
Good morning, regionmates.
Issues, forums, roleplaying (links at the top of the page), World Assembly, factbooks... I specially recomend you Forum 7 if you're bored
Kangarawa, United countries of mexico, and Crurnlark
Yeah, we need some new recruits after that unfortunate TG thing.
Hi everyone
Greetings, how's your day and nation? Any big issues? My citizens, lack blood banks so I pay them now, and I got another top 1% in region.
My nation is a bit like this:
The Protectorate of Banjection is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 7 million Banjectionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.
The very strong Banjectionian economy, worth 494 billion Shy Toles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,696 Shy Toles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,439 per year while the poor average 4,572, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.
Banjection is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, military spending is on the increase, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Banjection's national animal is the Fur Cough, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Lol were like polar opposite.
The Republic of TethehAlla is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 396 million TethehAllans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meltokio. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The thriving TethehAllan economy, worth 36.8 trillion Galds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,925 Galds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pax is large.
The East Pacific Hive of Packilvania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Noi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.666 billion Packilvanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hikaruton. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Packilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,993 trillion Packels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 295,501 Packels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Packilvania's national animal is the Arkane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Packilvania is ranked 191,776th in the world and 9,750th in The East Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.52 Missed References Per Hour.
Post self-deleted by Hwanggot.
TG thing? I'm not familiar with that.
Just a friendly reminder that there is a sever lack of endorsements for the Pax. Remember to endorse the Pax. It's The East Pacific way.
*shakes head* Pax is not merely large ... it's terrifying. *shudders*
*glances over wiki, knowing most perceived problems can be explained by the judicial system*
First line:
"Venezuela was the most murderous place on Earth in 2015"
NOPE. nope nope. Alllll my nopes. You can uhh, I mean, sure, if you want to come visit, and promise to stay away from the pointy things, I mean, maybe. But you can keep your murderous siblings.
Oy vey
I hit like, but I don't really like it. Sadly, it's true. The problem is not the judicial system (rather, it's not the whole problem, just a part of it) the problem is the corrupt and socialist "Father knows best" state that has us under its thumb, unable to do anything.
Fun (NOT) fact: It is illegal to tweet things about the President or his people that can be considered as "destabilizing" or "subversive", such as "The president knows nothing about economy" (which is totally true, because before being a politician he was actually a bus driver.
A BUS DRIVER IS THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA.
Yeah, it's plastered all over the forums. :P
This is the best thing I've heard in like, ever.
Post by Fukmeintheass suppressed by Ramaeus.
Can you guys just shove your big black dick up my tight pussy!
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