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Vampiric kittens

*signs puts them in her little bag......gives TAO a nuzzle....flies off*

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Thank you, Krazie Karl

@New TAO Order
TAO the Wanderer saw the giant white penguin ??? So it is true, not just something inside my head.
The hunt for an imaginary beast requires going to imaginary places, and I´m going to find such places. I must waste no time.
Goodbye, The Cuckcoos Egg.

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*4 days ago: The Dominion of Brackley ceased to exist.*

Brackley Burr Barrel Fermented Gherkins are being processed now and should be ready by mid-week. Quantities are limited and preorders will not be accepted.

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Sales for the new pickles open today. Foreign buyers are welcome.

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*SYMBOLICALLY banjects Salusa ... for being an absentee landlord ... 19 days away and no postcard*

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*1 day 20 hours ago: The Distopian Paradise of Maximus Corporation ceased to exist.*

Announcing the return of Maximus Mini Distopian Dills. Product sales begin Monday.

Yeah, I've been crazy busy. Ctrekoza and I have been busy figuring out how to spin off a new protectorate. We aren't sure what it will be named yet (or what form it will take). The conventions are still progressing, and we expect the final separation from the Motherland to occur in mid-December.

(Administrivia: I'm letting anyone from a region with an Embassy post in our RMB. I'll try to keep more of an eye on it for a bit in case it becomes a problem.)

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SalusaSecondus wrote:(Administrivia: I'm letting anyone from a region with an Embassy post in our RMB. I'll try to keep more of an eye on it for a bit in case it becomes a problem.)

I will TG you, if anyone is a problem.

Welcome back ... and feel free to hang around more often (since we have already turned down three buyers for the region.)

There were buyers ? I'm sure they would not offer the same quality pickles.

*sends TWP Spiced Crimson Rum....waves to Salusa*

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Maximus Mini Distopian Dills on sale now. Any product not sold by the weekend will be distributed through our multi-regional franchises.

Two cases please!
*drools*

Is there still a case of Brackley Burr Barrel Fermented Gherkins.
If not I'll order a couple cases of Maximus Mini Distopian Dills

I need them for the 1st annual tea party in the park.
They will go nicely with crust-less cucumber and cream cheese, cherry sandwiches.
Whilst supping long island iced tea out of the saucers.
Alice never had it so good. :P

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Krazie Karl wrote:Is there still a case of Brackley Burr Barrel Fermented Gherkins.
If not I'll order a couple cases of Maximus Mini Distopian Dills

I need them for the 1st annual tea party in the park.
They will go nicely with crust-less cucumber and cream cheese, cherry sandwiches.
Whilst supping long island iced tea out of the saucers.
Alice never had it so good. :P

oooo ... that does sound delicious, Karl. You are in luck; we have a few cases of Brackleys in the warehouse and a continent load of Maximus Minis. Help yourself ... just be sure to sign the paperwork this time is something other than invisible ink. It was difficult reading the order forms last time when you were here with Tim ... so we charged you both for all the unreported sales. I knew you'd understand.

Signed Sealed and Delivered and understood.
I know Salusa, will not mind me borrowing his signature.
I have run out of invisible ink.

1st annual tea party in the park, was a hoot.
The highlight of the party was the Stomping of the Maximus Mini Distopian Dills.
Watching those young athletic kids, wrestling there grand parents for the pickle juice was a U tube moment.
Especially when grandma "O' was seen straining her pickle juice through her pantie-hose.
Also the Brackley Burr Barrel Fermented Gherkins bobbing contest was a hit when Joe-ee manged to grab a dozen Gherkins in one bob.
Fortunately or Unfortunately. Camera's and phones were not allowed at this function due to the dignitaries that were suppose to the function.
Plans for next year are under way, We must remember to Stock more pickles.

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*2 days 10 hours ago: The Free Land of Neoclassical Realism ceased to exist.*

The entire future stock of Real Neoclassical Tsukemonoes has been pre-purchased by an anonymous foreign buyer.

Anyone with a pickle-tooth can still savor that pure distopian flavor of our Maximus Mini Distopian Dills.

Greetings to the natives of this our territory.....this is to inform you that you are all invited to a surprse party for Ramazakal......It is tomorrow and its a surprise. Also I wish to order two cases of your finest pickles to be delivered yeah I know short notice but I have faith that you can pull it off

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@ Salusa ... "Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago"

You are getting dangerously close to me pushing the banject button again.

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@ Salusa ... "Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago"

Hereby symbolically banjected as an absentee founder. We will also change the security touch pad code for building entry to the Towers, as soon as we find either the Towers or the keypad. Does anyone know how long invisible paint lasts?

The clearly confused

depends on the weather. has it been particularly rainy?

Umm ... Does anyone else see those pink spots floating over there?
*goes closer to investigate*

.....
Th-they look like bricks
:0
What were the Towers built of??

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@ Salusa ... "Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago"

Sneakin in, are you? Thinking you can get by in the wee hours?

The clearly confused

Um, the towers were sandstone and glass. i think. possibly. i have a poor memory.

I have a poor memory also.
I think it is all that rhum and pickles that i have consumed here. :P

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